She's like Mona Lisa when she's intoxicated. No one understands her but they all think she's marvelous
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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