just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
Last night I tried to apply for a job at ihop. That drunk.
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
Randomize
