This dress was meant to end up on your floor
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
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when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Randomize
