SEEEEXXX PLEASE
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
We were having margaritas and I was saying "back when I was drinking..." They looked all confused. Then I realized "holy shit they think THIS is drinking?"
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
I'm not kidding, he literally jumped in the red panda exhibit. I knew this was gonna be a good birthday.
what the fuck happened to the tacos
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