What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
Please come and kill me with a brick you dont even have to be nice about it just smash myfucking skull in this is the worst hangover ive had for at least a week
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
Hate my fucking roommates.... Seriously, who the FUCK peels potatoes in the bathroom sink?!
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