UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
No I am not eating basil off your cock
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
You opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a wall last night.
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
I just did a booty-call caliber shave job in preparation for this weekend. Fuck being ladylike; I'm tryna get LAID-ylike
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
When we got into his bed, his damn parrot started making sex noises in the other room
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
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