i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
I think my new low is running outside in a towel to pet a particularly fluffy looking squirrel and projectile vomiting off the balcony.
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
I'm unsure as to how you were able to snapchat me with your hands duck taped to beer, but I appreciated it nonetheless.
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
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