Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
I bought a box of wine on my way home. I figured if I’m going to be broke during the holidays, I might as well be able to drink about it.
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
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