I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
If I was a guy I'd keep a condom in my pocket, in my wallet, in my backpack, in my car, in my shoe, behind my fucking ear
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
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