He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
Have you ever noticed that the cities in car commercials look really futuristic?
...did you eat that brownie?
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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