You're so nebulous sometimes
ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
Earlier today I was eating cookie dough from a tube, now I'm laying naked next to a hot guy watching Pawn Stars in between orgasms. You really can have it all.
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
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