Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
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