Having a random hookup so left but love u
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
I thanked her for the handjob she gave me in the middle of the night. She had no idea what i was talking about. I think she sleep-jerked-me-off. Im def sleeping over tonight too
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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