It wouldn't matter if you are Jesus Christ himself, you are not getting into the bar tonight
You picked the wrong day to call in sick. She's wearing the librarian glasses today.
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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