it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
The adults are the big ones right?
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
Should I put the spider I likely swallowed in my sleep into my calorie tracker?
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
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