I'm trashed wearing your mom's snuggie. She says hello.
You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
I'll bet she douches with gravy.
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
Randomize
