He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
there was 4 little kids screaming in high pitched voices at the top of their lungs at the sox game and their mom just leaned over to me and said 'if thats not birth control i dont know what is'
Friend I haven't seen in almost a year just IMed me to let me know that my mom stuck her boob out the window on the freeway at her.
Her mom responded by mooning my mother. I really don't know what's worse.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
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