Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
My balls are so social today.
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
YOU CAN RENT MIDGETS ON CRAIGS LIST
I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
You came in yelling "I'm el scorcho" and then axe can flamethrowered my dresser. Awesomeness aside, you owe me a new dresser.
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