fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
Flirting with the rich sleazy owner of the club: 1 way ticket to free sushi, drinks, and VIP passes. FUck! im better with older men than i am with babies and dogs
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
I'm wearing the bright blue sombrero all through the airport as a sign of triumph that I survived spring break. I'm getting compliments
when she said she was from California you started sobbing. You begged her not to melt your popsicle because you paid good money for it and you just wanted to eat it in peace.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
I was stalking his twitter and saw that he used punctuation in a hashtag. Thank god we didn't work out because I can't be with someone that incompetent
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
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