I cant find my shoes, my wallet, or my keys, but i know where your sister is.
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
Randomize
