Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
fuck off. It's 10am and I'm drink gin and ginger ale through a twizzler straw. My life is marvellous
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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