drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
A drunk hobo just gave me a fist bump. Because I know what a womb is.
When I picked you up, you were drinking Maker's Mark out of the bottle with a crazy straw.
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
30% sure Kevin and I just adopted a cat. Talk to me when the sun's up but I really feel like that's a thing.
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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