I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
I'm passing your future prison.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
The bouncer at this strip club is my new best friend. He is also very persuasive. He got me to strip onstage for a t shirt. It's a nice shirt.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
She spilled creme de menthe on her crotch and I told her she looked like a menstruating Vulcan (costume idea!). Obviously, I went home alone.
I told her my hands were paint brushes and her vagina was my canvas
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
And I'm still awake, and you left me. Like the guy on Jurassic Park, that jumped out of the car expecting me to save myself while there is a man eating T-rex ready to tear my ass apart except theres a mathematician and paleontologist there to save me because they are bad asses.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
Hey I know we haven't talked in a while, but I wanted to thank you for those m&ms you bought me for Christmas. Sorry I never got you anything then broke up with you.
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