There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
It's sad that I'm more proud of my Twitter account then my resume
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
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