Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
5am, I am wayy too drunk for this. Hookers came out of nowhere. They're like ninjas. Some poor soul got the fat one, tomorrow's going to be interesting...
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
How naked do you want me to be?
Randomize
