is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
I'm still not a hundred percent.. I haven't shit anything solid in two days.. I have pulled my puker muscles and I can't take deep breaths cuz of other unidentified muscles/maybe heart attack
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
Trying to find a card for this engagement party. Can't find one that says "you met each other 5 months ago, cant wait to get the popcorn out and watch this one fall apart"
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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