you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
the staff put glowsticks in the urinals of the porta-pottys last night and honestly drunk me has never been more grateful for anything in his life
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
I did not marry a roomba.
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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