Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
You called yourself Captain Aspirin and then tried to cure my headache by shoving pills up my nose. Fuck you becoming a nurse, you can't take care of me while you're drunk ever again. Ever.
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
We will go to karaoke
Okay, well, i'm covered in paint, haven't showered & have already been drinking, so if I fall on the floor in a blaze of depeche mode & beer tears, you can't pretend you don't know me
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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