I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
I just...no. You make my soul cry. You are giving me karma-cancer. This torture of my majesticness can no longer be tolerated.
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
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