Where are you?
In a non slutty way
2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
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