he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
... Okay, fine. But I don't want to be a better person tonight. I'll be a better person tomorrow.
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
Randomize
