Girl last night got so wet when I was going on down her it flooded up my nose. I nearly drown
I'm at my inlaws playing Scrabble. Go Fuck Yourself.
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
I need you to know that everytime my toddler does the downward facing dog in the nude I think about the night you and your dude fell in love.
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
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