nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
If her picture on my phone wasn't mostly of her breasts, I'd never pick up the phone when she calls.
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
The bachelorette party was all fun and games until the strippers came. AKA you guys.
I apologize for chief "dances with dolphins" sucking on your friends foot
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
There is pretty much a target on everyone's lips when I am drunk. EVERYONE
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
Randomize