we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
Ah, the precious few moments between when i wake up and when i realize why i'm sleeping on a treadmill.
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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