i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
I told her she can't come to our bonfire because she throws up on herself & she has a mustache. And now apparently I'm a bitch or something.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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