it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
just found out my horoscope sign is scales. it's like i was destined to be a drug dealer
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
We're in the emergency room. He concussed himself trying to pop all the bubbles on my "one bubble a day" wall calender with his face.
I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
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