Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
I swear to god my spidey sense only tingles when someone’s about to die or you’re being a hoe.
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