Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
Randomize
