thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
I'm sitting in Madison square park surrounded by children thanking god I took emergency contraception
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
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