end the night at a gay bar...not sure how...but why the fuck do i have two condoms in my pocket?
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
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