What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
She was totally amazed that i had the pizza delivery timed to coincide with our nooner and that the delivery boy knew where the broom closet on the 3rd floor was.
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
Sad realization: so long as I use this sleep apnea machine, I will never be the little spoon!
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
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