: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
40s are totally the cure
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
You know what sucks about being drunk at 4 pm? Not a god damn thing.
Randomize
