yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
What shirt can I wear out that says 'I may have a broken arm, but it's not the one I give handjobs with'?
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
We left the knife in your bed.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
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