handjob tips. give me some.
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
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