You were parading around the bar chugging girls drinks and then asking them if you could buy them a drink. It was actually genius
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
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