I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
Just delivered a pizza to a holiday inn and a delivery driver from Me n Ed's walked up at the same time, we both were going to the same floor so we stood in the elevator making small talk about delivery stuff, but a small part of me wanted to deck him, stand over him and shout,"FOR THE HUT MOTHERFUCKER, FOR THE HUT!"
Jesus christ, don't start a pizza delivery gang war.
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
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