week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
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