Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
He was drunk at Denny's at 5 am saying how Dear John was the worst movie he has ever seen... eyes filled with tears.
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
I am in the bathroom at work, pooing while eating pretzels. Hungover Fridays are in full effect
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
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