I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
I got offered a handle of vodka and tomato soup to bring his dog home. He knows me all too well.
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
she said she wouldn't go home with me until she looked up my name in her sex offender app. do i really give off that vibe?
Yeah. It's not just the beard either.
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
They were out of watermelon smirnoff, so we got you a fifth of 5 o'clock and an actual watermelon.
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
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