The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
porn star boner night. come get it.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
in the middle of telling this chick to sober up i was shotgunning beers. im gonna be ab awsome nurse.
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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