Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
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