So bad night, ended up beating off to porn and eating Keebler elf cookies.... at the same time :-(
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
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