Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
Randomize
