Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
Took an impromptu nap on the floor of a starbucks bathroom using my backpack as a pillow. Please tell me you have been this hungover
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
You tried to put a condom on my dog, then he ate it.
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
Randomize
