So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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