It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
If Dr Phil has taught me anything about myself, it’s that I can seriously relate to those women who fake their pregnancies.
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
just got back. in my inebriated state i broke an ugly lamp and was sent to the store (still drunk) to get a new one. just spent last half hour in isle 3 of dollar general surounded by more ugly lamps and trying not to throw up on each and every single one.
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