People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
He gave me an elaborately handwritten invite (on a bar coaster) back to his place and whispered in my ear 'i have ping pong'. And he said byob. fuck THAT.
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
Randomize
