i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
Hey, dude, is Kevin still passed out on your porch?
Yeah. I'm gonna go leave a pitcher of bloody mary next to him in case he's still alive.
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
I thought accidentally shaving off my fingertip while trying to shave my butthole was going to be the most unexpected part of my day, but no
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
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