Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
Randomize
